My eight year old and I were recently talking about the Knights in Shining Armor/Damsels in Distress theme of many storybooks. I was rolling (on the inside of course.)
Josh: "I don't want a girl like that. If I get married, I want a girl who can take care of herself. She will need to because we are going to live in the jungle, and I don't want to always have to be saving her and stuff."
Note to future daughter-in-law: Better be starting those karate and target shooting lessons now.