You can't always wear camo

This was our discussion this morning:

Me:  I laid out your clothes - I need you to go get dressed.
Josh:  Okay.

Josh returns moments later, holding the shirt I put out for him and looking disgusted. 

Josh:  I don't want to wear this.
Me:  Sorry, that's what you are wearing today.
Josh:  But it doesn't camoflauge with anything!
Me:  That's what you are wearing. 
Josh:  Man, I am gonna die for sure!

Really.  I have to make him wear something other than camo occasionally.  I just have to.