Last time we were visiting family out of town Josh comes running in from playing outside, absolutely freaked out.
"Mom! A tornado's coming!!!"
I briefly glance out the window. "No, it's just windy - it's just Twin Falls." (In Twin Falls, when it snows you measure the amount stuck to the SIDE of the fencepost...)
Josh, looking puzzled, "So I don't need to worry about my life?"
"No, you're good."
"Oh, okay." As he runs back out, "Twin Falls is windy!" Story of my life.